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#41 Samsquanch

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 09:10 AM


Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.

#42 Philipio

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Posted 23 August 2010 - 11:29 PM



THIS.

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Posted 27 August 2010 - 07:52 AM

QUOTE (Philipio @ Aug 24 2010, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
THIS.

yeah i was gonna post that too. ha haha i hate that shit. did i ask for directions, no i asked for your fucking address now give it to me or i'm going somewhere else.
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#44 Pallen

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Posted 27 August 2010 - 07:59 AM

We went on a trip with my parents earlier this summer, and my mom was driving me nuts with the GPS. Every time it gave the next upcoming turn, she would open the map and argue about how there is a better way to go than the way Garmin said.

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Posted 16 September 2010 - 05:45 PM

i know its advertising for the xperia x10 but the videos are still laugh.gif
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toddlers

also a surfers, guidos, and seniors

link to rest of videos
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#46 El Jefe

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Posted 16 September 2010 - 06:23 PM

The guy's reactions are the best.

I really, really, really hate when people quote a video that you obviously just watched, but I'm going to break my own rule here.

"This phone kinda makes me feel...dumb."

*blank stare* "O...k."
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Posted 16 September 2010 - 06:36 PM

Thanks for those Lan. I have honestly not laughed out loud that hard in quite some time.
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Posted 16 September 2010 - 06:48 PM

QUOTE ( Sh*tfit09 @ Sep 16 2010, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i know its advertising for the xperia x10 but the videos are still laugh.gif
models

toddlers

also a surfers, guidos, and seniors

link to rest of videos


telecommunication experiment crossing time =surfers video is hilarious


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Posted 27 September 2010 - 08:15 AM

rollaugh.gif those are hilarious

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 01:21 AM


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#51 El Jefe

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 01:50 AM

That was the least funny thing that I have ever seen that was supposed to be funny.

Hell, there are things that are not supposed to be funny that have been funnier than that.
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 04:28 PM

http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 08:14 AM

QUOTE (Brandon @ Oct 18 2010, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands. No, seriously laugh.gif

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#54 Samsquanch

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 08:15 AM

QUOTE (Pallen @ Oct 19 2010, 09:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Someone has WAY too much time on their hands. No, seriously laugh.gif


This kind of thing is important. You need to have a protocol for interfacing things like internet accessible coke machines.
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#55 Pallen

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:13 AM

The coke machines I get - they actually exist. In Austria, you could SMS the machines and it would bill your cell phone account.

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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:25 PM

Old, but still funny biggrin.gif






Embedding them didn't work for some reason...



Edited by 400sm, 23 October 2010 - 01:28 PM.


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Posted 24 October 2010 - 08:45 PM

a fav comic of mine to read, http://hijinksensue.com/
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Posted 15 November 2010 - 10:11 AM


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Posted 15 November 2010 - 11:33 AM

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Posted 15 November 2010 - 02:20 PM

I laughed at the dinosaur

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 01:38 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/email














Also, if you've never viewed the source of an oatmeal page, it's worth it.
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 01:47 PM

QUOTE (sam @ Dec 8 2010, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, if you've never viewed the source of an oatmeal page, it's worth it.


I'll have to go do that and report back on my findings.
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 01:56 PM

Everyone should have an ASCII pterodactyl in their source code.
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Posted 03 January 2011 - 12:12 PM



I hate printers SO much.
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Posted 03 January 2011 - 12:50 PM

QUOTE (sam @ Jan 3 2011, 12:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hate printers SO much.


I saw that one a couple years back and it's always entertained me greatly.
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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:16 AM



I laughed pretty hard at this one.
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Posted 12 January 2011 - 01:17 PM

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Holy shit, Sam, that's a good one.
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Posted 22 February 2011 - 01:52 PM

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I laughed.
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Posted 22 February 2011 - 02:07 PM

Haha. That's great.

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Posted 22 February 2011 - 02:36 PM

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 10:36 AM

[10:02:39 AM] A H: my prostitute theory still stands, then
[10:02:54 AM] C P: wait... remind me of the theory?
[10:03:42 AM] A H: You visited a hooker, logged into myxt from her computer afterwards, now she logs in every night after her shift and checks your email
[10:03:46 AM] A H: or tries to anyway
[10:04:41 AM] C P: I can tell you for certain that I have never visited a prostitute with wifi access
[10:04:50 AM] A H: :D
[10:05:06 AM] S C: maybe they just didnt' broadcast the ssid
[10:05:24 AM] C D: they usually just broadcast aids
[10:05:43 AM] C P: I had no idea that wireless talk could be so dirty when put in the context of cathouse
[10:06:00 AM] S C: you just wanna log in
[10:06:12 AM] C P: Do some penitration test
[10:06:17 AM] C D: youve heard of wireless-N? they got wireless-VN
[10:06:18 AM] C P: on the WAP
[10:06:43 AM] A H: ping me!
[10:06:56 AM] S C: finger my port
[10:07:01 AM] A H: WHOA
[10:07:02 AM] AH: whoa
[10:07:02 AM] NR: Port scan in progress
[10:07:16 AM] CP: wow.... wireless is the dirtiest thing ever!
[10:07:22 AM] CD: check for backdoor access
[10:07:44 AM] R: All the ports are in use.
[10:07:58 AM] R: Bandwidth limit exceeded.
[10:08:08 AM] SC: talk about asyncronous transfer mode
[10:08:35 AM] CP: using a hardline
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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:03 PM

The videos here are good -> http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/


Man I shouldn't watch this at work. It makes me mad just watching it. Severity level on every ticket "HIGH!" hahahaha so fucking true. Every email I get is super high priority GET IT DONE NOW OMG IT'S FRIDAY AT 4:59PM AND WE HAVE ALL THESE CHANGES THAT NEED TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:09 PM


-hay shaddup you may learn something.

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 06:46 PM

:lol:

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:17 PM

for those not on my feeds
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:55 PM

:lol:
If the people come to believe that the government is no longer constrained by the laws then they will conclude that neither are they.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 03:59 PM


-hay shaddup you may learn something.

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 09:09 PM

This one makes me laugh a lot: http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:50 AM

The Onion really hit the nail on the head with this one:

http://gizmodo.com/5...hat-cloud-thing
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:01 AM

The Onion really hit the nail on the head with this one:

http://gizmodo.com/5...hat-cloud-thing


HAHAHA




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