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#1 Runt

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 07:52 PM

I put a baby in Lan.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:03 PM

Oh shit.
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:17 PM

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Um, will this baby have a fully grown beard by 3?

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:18 PM

Probably.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:18 PM

Even if the baby is a female?

This will now make me hold off on applying to be a Plano firefighter for 9 months. Do not want to deliver a Runt baby if it is possible.

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#6 Runt

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:19 PM

I'd rather not have him/her touched by a minority anyway.

Was that racist?

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:21 PM

I'm white brah.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:23 PM

congrats you two!

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:23 PM

I'm pretty sure you're not.

Want to come over and eat some bacon with me?

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:38 PM

Can you just bring it to my hospital? We shall have a bacon and morphine feast!

I'm pretty sure I am classified as white. But I always put down Asian on everything to lower their averages.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:39 PM

I would gladly trade bacon for morphine!

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:39 PM

Wait does that make me sound like a junkie?

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:40 PM

Well done lad. Well done.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 09:33 PM

No wonder you started drinking.

Oh yeah...congrats. Your penis works. :)

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have you ever even as far as decided go do look more like

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 11:24 PM

There needs to be a Runt head on baby body picture by 5pm CST today.

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We should kill someone tonight...I mean like a hobo or something

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 06:47 AM

Its always good when practice and hard work pay off. Good work sir.
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#18 El Jefe

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:08 AM

Congrats.

I already figured this out on Sunday.
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

Congrats man! It's the scarist, coolest most exciting time ever! If yall need anything let us know, we've already got a ton of clothes ours can't fit in anymore.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:13 AM

Congrats man! It's the scarist, coolest most exciting time ever! If yall need anything let us know, we've already got a ton of clothes ours can't fit in anymore.


Maybe he doesn't want his baby to dress like a dickhead.
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:13 AM

Maybe he doesn't want his baby to dress like a dickhead.


Umm on the contrary, WHO DOESN'T!

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:14 AM

Maybe he doesn't want his baby to dress like a dickhead.

:rofl:

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We should kill someone tonight...I mean like a hobo or something

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:18 AM

Congrats man! my wife is 13 weeks pregnant right now, and things are starting to get real I find the preceeding statement humerous!.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:20 AM

PUT ANOTHER BABY IN HER

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:29 AM

there are so many terrible terrible things i want to say to try and be funny. but congrats.
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 09:41 AM

There needs to be a Runt head on baby body picture by 5pm CST today.


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#27 Runt

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 09:51 AM

there are so many terrible terrible things i want to say to try and be funny. but congrats.


Say them.

Please.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:01 AM

Jeff, was it that obvious? I guess the whole plate of untouched grilled cheese gave it way I find the preceeding statement humerous!

8 weeks, gosh i hope its a boy... that would be one ugly girl :(
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:03 AM

It's going to have so many creepy uncles.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:05 AM

Jeff, was it that obvious? I guess the whole plate of untouched grilled cheese gave it way I find the preceeding statement humerous!

8 weeks, gosh i hope its a boy... that would be one ugly girl :(


Orange soda, untouched grilled cheese, coffee and donuts. ;)

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:11 AM

so where is the link to the kickstarter for planned parenthood?
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:11 AM

so you got married because you had nothing better to do looks like that theme is continuing
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:12 AM

you better get that baby out of there it probably can't breathe
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:13 AM

I hope it's another corgi.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:22 AM

I hope it's another corgi.


I find the preceeding statement humerous!

you better get that baby out of there it probably can't breathe


Meh

so you got married because you had nothing better to do looks like that theme is continuing


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so where is the link to the kickstarter for planned parenthood?


I find the preceeding statement humerous!

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:22 AM

Can you give details on how the conception happened? Were your eyes closed? Did the front bottom look like an overly foamy hot tub afterward? Did you scream like Darth Vader when he found out he killed Padme?

Regardless, congrats. That's awesome

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:48 AM

Well its on FB, its official.
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:50 AM

Did the front bottom look like an overly foamy hot tub afterward?


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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:04 PM

I thought about this just the other day.

Did that sound creepy?

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:16 PM

There needs to be a Runt head on baby body picture by 5pm CST today.


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